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A complaint...

Date: Tue, 22 Aug 2000 09:07:04 EDT
To: Biff@beeftone.com
Subject: Who the Heck are You and why Are you Insisting I wash my Clothes?

In the summer, I never wash clothes. I wear the same pair
From Mid-May to the 4th of July; then turn them inside out till they grow hair.
I find washing mid-yearly is copasetic and friendly--environmentally kind and frugal
So why do you insist, Biff, that I break my routine? Could it be that
Biffbeeftone is really Mr. Clean?

A Disgruntled Dirty Person on your Email List for some Unknown Reason.

PS: Love the Platonic IDEA of a guerilla tour of laundries, Dahling. Just fear the Aristotelian REALITY. See you tonight.

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